It was recently revealed that Barbie ’s belated career would be a perky computer engineer witha requisite bright pinkish laptop . This got us thinking – what other action figures have act on new jobs ? Viking Batman and Cowboy Worf await you !
Yeah , yeah , I know these are holodeck translation of Worf and Alexander . But I wager that in some household , many Christmases ago , some poor kid had to round out his endeavor bunch with Cowboy Worf because of some arbitrary maternal edict about “ needing only one of each figure . ”
phosphorus : This figure is wretched as hell .
[ via FigureRealm ]
Ditto for Troi . Giddyup .
two-fold locomote for this guy wire . You know there was some inadequate tyke out there who had Spockatello pull a threefold shift in the New York gutter and inscrutable blank space .
Is this gangster Data or Men ’s Warehouse Seduction Data ? The holographic bubbly is throwing me off .
When Slalom Racer Batman became an Olympic cross - country skiing champ , Bruce Wayne grease some serious palms .
Batman ’s only a crime fighter on land . The laws of the sea do n’t hold to him .
Nothing screams “ lurking in the phantom ” like breath stinking of Margaret Mead and a 70 pound . battle axe .
If New Batman turn down to habituate firearms , should n’t medieval Batman refuse to fall back to archery ? Just saying .
After Batman Begins , Samurai Batman seems so done . Yowling Kabuki Batman however is ripe for the picking .
When I clicked on Egyptian Batman , I was hope something more along the line ofItalian Spiderman . Letdown City , occupation : me .
Meet Bandito Mike . His careers are “ robber ” and “ stereotype . ”
I ’m not sure what ’s more offensive – A. ) that this is how our genesis pays tribute to its military man ; or B. ) that Rocksteady is a right guy .
I ’m not sure if “ Wolfman ” or “ have Horrific Gout ” is a career , but once you start pouring on the adjectives , you get some great Ginsberg - esque poetry . Teenage Wolfman Mutant Ninja Gouty Turtles Cool Blue Yabba Dabba Doo …
Motorcyclist Hulk can only get out of his driveway before he needs a new one .
What was bang-up about the Kenner Aliens toy was the they introduced all these idiotic coinage of stranger that were never in the motion-picture show . My pet was the Queen Face Hugger , which was just a normal face hugger the size of a moo-cow .
At a sure point , G.I. Joe take their battle for Earth peace to thick blank space and battle alien . It was a poor career move .
[ via Toy Archive ]
Spawn is one of the few superhero action mechanism form with more careers than Barbie . There ’s knightly Spawn , shogun Spawn , pilot Spawn , etc . My favorite from my puerility was Future Spawn , who look like a cyberpunk prune .
I ’ll never leave the solar day Han Solo turned into Howard The Duck .
Oh , Star Wars Transformers . Is Darth Vader moonlighting as a tie beam fighter , or vice versa ?
And finally here we have the infamous Transformers Kiss Players , whose sordid storyI’ll get you research all by yourself . Let ’s just say they ’re half Autobot , half minor girl .
[ via Tokyo Hunter ]
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