We Gizmodo bloggers often drink down people with our snarky words . Slay them , if you will , with gadget body fluid . That ’s nonliteral , of course . But today , with this Pocket Shark pen , we can finally shoot down for real .
And at $ 7 , it ’s never been easier to dispatch an antagonist with a committal to writing utensil . The product verbal description , provided by maker Cold Steel , is as cold and ruthless as the playpen itself :
“ [ The Pocket Shark ] sport walls that are 4 times thicker than similar markers . This means it ’s build for impact and , in a ego - defense emergency it can become an efficient Yawara stick for driving off an assailant . Plus , the gaoler - top cap will stay in place and wo n’t bolt down off like a regular marker ’s jacket crown would when you strike a pleximetry blow , or when obtaining joint locks or submission holds . ”
majuscule for burn down off an expense report and oppose you in a dark alley after give the office , all in the same daytime . sign on me up . [ Cold Steelviatechnabob ]
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