You may not know that Darth Vader lives a very refutable lifestyle off - camera . When not making Star Wars films , the Sith Lord has been knownto rob banksandexploit ill - conceived Ukrainian place laws . The intergalactic ne’er - do - well ’s in vogue imbroglio takes us Orlando , Florida , where an intoxicated Vader set about to take a nap … in the middle of the street … at 2:45 AM yesterday morning .
Darth Vader robbed a savings bank in Long Island
Strange law allow Darth Vader to grab free demesne in the Ukraine
According to Florida Highway Patrol , the besotted Dark Lord was bumbling around the roadway when confronted by a trooper . Always one to respect Sir Ernst Boris Chain of dictation , Vader or else cast aspersions at the cavalryman and lay down in the road . That ’s when things incur more het than the fire of Mustafar :
The trooper then told [ Darth Vader ] to get up , but he attemtped to punch and kick the state trooper , who deploy his Taser , according to the FHP . Officials say [ the velveteen - larynxed cosmic dictator ’s ] thick crownwork prevented the Taser from working , so the cavalryman used pepper spray to subdue him .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgCycEgyZ-k
Vader was contain on felony charge of resist arrest and battery on an military officer . This incident understandably demonstrate the alarming social price of syndicate old episodes of 30 Rock .
[ ViaClick Orlando – hat tip to Mike ]
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